2012 MRDA Championships Preview: #1 Your MOM Men’s Derby

2012 MRDA Championships Preview: #1 Your MOM Men’s Derby

By James Brains

Joining MRDA in June of 2011, Your MOM Men’s Derby was able to squeeze in the four MRDA bouts needed to qualify to be ranked for the 2011 MRDA Championships. Yet, despite only losing by 43 points to then-#1 St. Louis GateKeepers, Your MOM finished one spot away from an invite to Champs. This year is a completely different story. Due in large part to a 199-150 victory over defending-Champion New York Shock Exchange at Spring Roll this year, Your MOM is attending the 2012 MRDA Championships in style as the #1 seed.

All three Your MOM skaters I interviewed agreed Spring Roll was their favorite part of 2012: “Playing our first Spring Roll really felt like a ‘welcome to the club’ party for us,” Your MOM’s Peter Pan said. “Up until that point, we felt a bit like outsiders. Meeting a bunch of other players from all over really inspired us to be more focused and committed to the sport.”

“At Spring Roll, I got the chance to skate against three teams I’d never skated against and meet skaters from around the nation,” Your MOM’s vicious blocker Seahorses Forever added. Your MOM won all three of their games at Spring Roll beating Pioneer Valley Dirty Dozen (318-59) and Harm City (427-50), but beating the Shock Exchange was what really skyrocketed Your MOM putting them on everyone’s radar.

“Beating the Shock Exchange was my favorite moment of the 2012 season,” Your MOM’s Frank Not Sohotra affirmed. It was especially thrilling for Frank Not Sohotra, who was returning from a torn ACL/ meniscus that sidelined him for nine months.

Going into the final rankings, Your MOM had a 6-0 record that included a 257-143 trouncing of #5 Puget Sound at home, a win that avenged a big loss from the previous season. But, last month, in a bout that will not count toward the rankings, a short-handed Your MOM team was dominated by the #2-seed GateKeepers, 330-78. This loss spoiled a possible undefeated season.

In addition to bouting the top competition, Your MOM is engaged in meticulous training for Championships. “We are actively trying to practice every scenario that may come up,” Peter Pan said. “We have our own style, and we imagine teams have adapted and learned how to counter the way we play. Conversely, we have tried to watch and learn from our more successful and experienced opponents and adapt more to their style of play.”

So, what can we expect from Your MOM? “The blinding seductive beauty of glorious white hot sexy derby magic illuminated by emerald seahorse sunshine and other stuff too,” Seahorses Forever said.

Peter Pan (real name: Tony Muse); who along with his brother, Frank Not Sohotra (Dante Muse), has won multiple world championships in speed skating; preferred to offer an understatement: “You may see a fast guy or two.”

Peter Pan added: “We appreciate how much we have been accepted into the community despite only playing the sport a few years. We understand we make all kinds of rookie mistakes a team playing at our level shouldn’t make, but it is only because we are still rookies. We are not just speed skaters playing roller derby. We actively train and practice to succeed specifically at roller derby, and we even watch other teams in an effort to learn from them. We are scared every time we play but also pumped at the opportunity to overcome our own fears and other’s doubts about us.”

Your MOM’s first-round opponent is the Mass Maelstrom. And, though it should be a good, fast-paced game; the Mass Maelstrom will likely be over-matched against a Your MOM team that regularly defeats lower-ranked opponents by over 200 points.

Tickets are still available for the MRDA Championships “Gateway to the Best,” taking place October 20-21 in St. Louis, Missouri. Visit Brown Paper Tickets for more information. And, keep your browser refreshed at MRDA for more team profiles and interviews.

Other Previews:

#2 St. Louis GateKeepers

#3 New York Shock Exchange

#4 Magic City Misfits

#5 Puget Sound Outcast Derby

#6 Portland Men’s Roller Derby

#7 Dallas Deception

#8 Mass Maelstrom