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European Qualifiers: Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder

 

 

We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

Today we have a natter with LRT’s number 7, blocker and pivot Tom A Hawke and blocker 199, Dapper Fox.

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

TH: It’s a huge honour…It’s great for European Roller derby in general and just a shame more teams couldn’t be involved!

DF: It’s massive to me; to be able to go play four top level games over one weekend is always special. To be a part of a team that narrowly missed out last year we are looking for redemption.

 

What will you be working on during the tournament?

TH: The team will be looking to qualify as number one and I will be doing all I can mentally and physically to help this be achieved!

DF: Me personally, I am always looking to do the best for my team and give 110%.

As a team we will be putting into practice what we have be training hard all season for.

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

TH: Jonathan R, it will be great to see how he plays in his long awaited come back!

DF: I am looking forward to playing Tyne and Fear; since the start of men’s UK roller derby they have been a top team and I want to play the best teams around.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

TH: Fenno, phenomenal jammer and seriously underrated!

DF: The starting fifteen!  🙂 It’s always good to watch the jammers though and Fenno has been killing it in training this year.

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

TH: Not sure if this counts but the Men’s World Cup in Barcelona.

DF: When we qualify in 1st place to go to champs 😉

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

TH: Bap obvs.

DF: I am from Leeds so cake, bread CAKE!

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

TH: A unique endangered animal should be protected at all cost.

DF: His jokes are not funny anymore and he has stopped doing parkour.

 

European Qualifiers: Nottingham Super Smash Brollers

‏We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

Today we catch up with number 2, offensive blocker Danimal Blake and number 5, defensive blocker and relatively recent transfer Robert Quadriguez.

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

DB: For the Brollers, it means that we’re growing. Since before we became MRDA, we have been working hard to be the best we can be. We’ve been playing teams that, while challenging, have been realistic for us. We haven’t always been winning, but we have consistently been exceeding expectations. Eligibility for MEQ and the chance to play some of the best teams in Europe is our reward for that.

RQ: It’s such a massive step forward for European MRDA teams. In the past It’s not always been so easy to get all your sanctioned games in place to obtain a MRDA ranking, so to be in a position where we have achieved that and are taking part in MEQ I hope will provide a positive example of what is possible and lead to more teams becoming affiliated and playing sanctioned games.  

 

What will you be working on during the tournament?

DB: Head game, mostly. Keeping it together on and off the track for the whole weekend and supporting each other to do the same.

RQ: As a team I have no doubt we’ll be putting into practice what we have been working on all season and having fun. Personally, I’ve played my fair share of tournaments and I’ll be working on how to get access to the officials snack room (THEY HAVE THE BEST SNACKS).

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

DB: Manneken Beasts – The only team I haven’t played against yet.

RQ: It’s a roller derby tournament in August so anybody who has febrezed their kit.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

DB: Gruff.

RQ: Seriously watch them all! They are an amazing bunch of characters and I’m proud to be one of them.

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

DB: Seeing the Brollers gain an official MRDA ranking, and then a spot at MEQ.

RQ: It’s most likely going to happen at this event so make sure you are there!!!

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

DB: I’m sure most of my teammates will disagree, but where I’m from it’s ROLL! As in “…nae rolls the day, mate.”

RQ: Barmcake.

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

DB: I think it was something to do with his WOFTADAR level 5 certification. I believe that they’re a bit backwards and have this daft rule where you can’t have players or leagues that are affiliated with them and MRDA at the same time…

RQ: We need to stop kidding ourselves that Roller Polar Bear is real; it’s a myth that we all play along with to teach minimum skill skaters the difference between right and wrong. RPB comes from the old Nordic fairy tales of a troll who would give you an “ass-kicking” if you didn’t learn your one footed glides. How else is he at so many events?

 

European Qualifiers: Barrow Infernos

 

 

We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

 

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

 

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

 

First up, for Barrow Infernos, skater 808 and self-confessed penalty box warmer, Defcon Jon and his jammer chum no.68, Princess Lay’her…

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

 

DJ: It’s a great chance to show the world what the small town of Barrow-in-Furness can produce!

PL: It’s amazing, I’m so happy to be representing my team at this awesome opportunity event.

 

What will you be working on during the tournament?

 

DJ: I’ll be working my charm on the NSO’s. To keep me seated in the sin bin for 30 seconds or longer if I’m knackered.

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

 

DJ: All teams, chest blocking is the future.

PL: I am really looking forward to playing Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; after facing them a few months ago it’ll be good to play against them.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

 

DJ: If you can target Duke of York I’d appreciate it

PL: Our captain Jardine or Roseblade both amazing players!

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

 

DJ: Borrowing Fish’s used kit was kind of special…

PL: Getting MVP against Birmingham’s Crash Test Brummies as it was my first ever MVP certificate.

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

 

DJ: You don’t ice a roll, cob, bap, barncake, but you do have an iced bun. End of.

PL: BARM

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

 

DJ: He’s too good……… at announcing.

PL: Clearly his parkour aren’t up to the required standard.

 

North American Qualifiers: Philadelphia Hooligans

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

 

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Timmy Twitch and Yosemite Slam of the Philadelphia Hooligans, the No. 1 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Twitch, a blocker with the Hooligans skates under No. 2469. He’s been playing derby for 5 years, all with Philly.

Slam, a blocker, wears No. 8 and is in his ninth year. He’s been with the Hooligans for 5 years and previously played for Man’s Ruin, a MADE team.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Timmy Twitch: To finally get to play with my family and earn our spot at champs and be able to go. I wasn’t able to go last year due to travel restrictions.

Yosemite Slam: I’m excited to go to playoffs for the second time because we get to go toe-to-toe with some amazing teams.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

TT: It would mean that all this work we’ve been putting in for the past 5 plus years was worth it.

YS: Coming out of the NAQ in a qualifying position would be huge for me because last season after playoffs I pulled myself out of competition because of finances and health issues, so this would be my first trip to champs.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

TT: I would have to say my teammate Yosemite Slam. Since day one he pushed me to prove myself as a Hooligan.

YS: I look up to Marco Torres from Austin Anarchy. He’s a true athlete and sportsman who is always where he needs to be and probably one of the calmest players ever to take the track.

 

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

TT: Deadpool, because have you met me?

YS: Deadpool, because I’m always joking around and no matter how hard the beating I’m always going to get up and keep coming at you until it’s over.

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

TT: Hells yes! I’m still waiting for it to come back. As a kid growing up skating every weekend I used to dream of doing that when I grew up.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

TT: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

TT: Make it weird!

YS: I have three quotes.

“Lead me, follow me or get the hell out of my way.” – George Patton

“Tell them what to do, not how to do it. Sometimes you’ll be surprised with the results.” – Vince Lombardi

“If I wanted friends I’d go play in a sand box. I’m here to win.” – Yosemite Slam

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

TT: It’s been a hard year with all the travel, but I wouldn’t trade any of it in. I’ve gotten to spend this summer with my family.

YS: When Philadelphia first started we were branded as the team that couldn’t decide what rule set we wanted to play. Not a lot of people took us seriously, but 4.5 years later we’re going into playoffs ninth overall. It just goes to show what hard work and determination can give you if you put the work in.

 

North American Qualifiers: Mohawk Valley Roller Derby

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters B.Scherz and Stever of Mohawk Valley Roller Derby, the No. 5 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

B.Scherz, a blocker with Mohawk Valley skates under No. 35. He’s been playing derby since 2012. He played 4 seasons with The Quadfathers before transferring to the New York Shock Exchange for the 2016 and ’17 seasons, before returning to Mohawk Valley.

B.Scherz was also a member of USA Men’s Roller Derby and was part of the gold medal team in Barcelona this year.

Stever aka Woo, also a blocker, has been with Mohawk Valley since 2009, and also went to State Wars with Team New York during one of his seasons.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

B.Scherz: I’m excited about playoffs because we get to test ourselves against excellent opponents. Personally, I’m proud of this team making it to NAQ. We worked really hard to get in this position.

Stever: I’m pretty excited. We set a goal to get to playoffs at the beginning of the year and everyone worked hard to make it happen.  Having been with this league since the beginning through all the ups and downs – 2 years ago we were down to 10 guys and went on hiatus last year.  To turn it around to get where we are at now is just crazy.  I am very proud of this team.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

BS:  It would be awesome to make it but we have to play one game at a time and not get ahead of ourselves. First up is Austin. That’s all that’s on my mind now.

S: I can’t even imagine.  We need to get by Austin first.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

BS: On my team I don’t really look up to anyone in particular, but I am inspired by everyone. We have some really talented skaters this year and it has pushed me to work even harder just to keep up. In the sport of derby I look up to Magnum from St Louis. He continues to push the sport and his skill year after year. He dedicates a lot of time to the sport while juggling being a father, which I can relate to.

S: I would have to say Carnage and Stankus.  Carnage has so much energy it motivates you to work harder just because you know how hard he’s working. His jamming skills keep us blockers on our toes every practice. Stankus has worked so hard to get where he is.  Seeing how far he has come since he started way back when, it’s night and day.  A very underrated jammer who is having a solid year and is going to turn some heads at playoffs.

 

K: If you could be one superhero, who would it be and why?

S: Gambit. He’s been my favorite character since I was a kid.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

S: Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don’t work.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

S: “A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit.”

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

BS: I’m just really excited to get to skate with my team at playoffs. We worked really hard this season and it would be great to finish strong. Our coaching staff (including my wife) have been great all year and I just want to say thank you guys for everything.

S: I would like to thank our coaching staff: Gutshot, Slay West, Kitten and Queen for helping us achieve our goals.  I would like to thank my teammates for working so hard to get to this point.

 

North American Qualifiers: Denver Ground Control

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Esquivel, Ferguson and Reno Schneider of Denver Ground Control, the No. 2 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Esquivel, a jammer with Denver skates under No. 5. He’s been playing derby for 1.5 years, all with the Ground Control.

Ferguson, also a jammer, has been with Denver since Feb of 2018 and has spent his entire derby skating career with them aside from one game with Oklahoma Men’s Roller Derby.

Reno Schneider, who plays everywhere but mainly pivots, wears No. 257 and has played 5 years. After aging out as a junior with Foco Junior Roller Derby Schneider joined the Ground Control.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Esquivel: To showcase Denver Roller Derby and being able to play with some of the nations’ best.

Ferguson: I can’t wait to play teams where I can’t predict who will win or what the score might be. My team and I have worked hard to jump in the rankings, playoffs and hopefully champs will be the direct result of us leaving everything out on the track and at practice every single time.

Reno Schneider: It means a lot to be able to work with my teammates that have worked hard all season to get to this point.  I am excited to take the track with the best bunch of teammates a guy could ask for.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

E: The world.

F: Honestly I might cry, I get very emotional when playing and if we qualify for champs it means that my team has gotten better, I’ve gotten better and the only direction we can go from there is up.

RS: It would be a great feeling to know we had come together as a team, and the work put in has paid off.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

E: Our coaches, Raebies and Disco.

F: I really look up to my coach Tracy Akers and Rachel Blackman, not only are they beasts on the track but without them giving me the confidence I need to play I know I wouldn’t be able to perform up to and beyond my potential. Every time I’ve been down on myself because I don’t think I did well enough they have been there to make me realize who I am and how I fit in this amazing team that I have the good fortune to skate with.

RS: Tracy “Disco” Akers.  She’s one of the best skaters and is so derby smart. Her skills on the track, and her off-the-track coaching is unbeatable. To have her as a coach of Ground Control allows my team to learn from one of the best. She also has dedicated herself to promoting and bettering derby for all skaters, from juniors to WFTDA and MRDA.

 

K: If you could be one superhero, who would it be and why?

E: The day walker, Blade. Because he never loses a fight or his sunglasses.

F: Green Lantern. I love green and the only limit of your power is your imagination. Plus, I get to be Ryan Reynolds.

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

E: 100%. Make cable television great again! Something fun for the whole family to watch during dinner. My family did!

F: I would, and I would be Gumby, but like a mean one.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

F: Mom: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Dad: Because you told me to change the baby.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

E: “I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a high five.” – Alanis Morissette

F: I honestly do live by these two words, “Why not?”

RS: “If you are going to do something half assed don’t bother doing it at all.”

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

E: Big shoutout to everyone who has supported Ground Control, especially DDay. Love you all and many thanks.

F: My goal for my team is to take us to champs and eventually become the No. 1 team in the MRDA. My personal goal is to make it on to Team USA with my best friend Lenzo, No. 36. That would be the highlight of my skating career.

 

 

North American Qualifiers: San Diego Aftershocks

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Chris Mayes and Trueblocka of the San Diego Aftershocks, the No. 3 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Mayes, a jammer with the Aftershocks skates under No. 33. He’s been playing derby for 1.5 years, all with San Diego.

Trueblocka, a blocker, has been with San Diego since 2016 and has also spent his entire derby career with the Aftershocks.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Trueblocka: It’s exciting and fun to get to play with all the teams and skaters at such a high level that we don’t get to play with regularly. I have also never been to Massachusetts either so that will be a new experience.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

Chris Mayes: It would be amazing as we have been in a rebuilding phase this year. It would solidify all of our hard work and show most people in the MRDA that we earned our spot.

T: It would mean we proved ourselves and earned our spot to at champs. I have never skated at champs where I had to earn a spot via playoffs before.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

CM: Our retired jammer B. Stang.

T: Optimus Grime, my mate from Scotland and teammate from champs a couple years back, is a great guy and one heck of a skater.

 

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

CM: I think I’d want to be Thor. The guy is a beast and one of the strongest Marvel characters.

T: The older I get the more I would like to have quick regeneration powers. At 38, it’s kind of hard to get out of bed sometimes.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

CM: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

T: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

CM: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” – Nelson Mandela

T: “Do or do not, there is no try.” – Master Yoda

North American Qualifiers: Austin Anarchy

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Ezra POUND and Wombo Combo of Austin Anarchy, the No. 4 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

POUND, a blocker and occasional pivot with the Anarchy, skates under No. 132. He’s been playing derby for about 5 years, skating for the Anarchy, New Orleans Brass, Mohawk Valley and New York Shock Exchange.

Combo, a jammer, has been with Austin since 2015 and has also spent his entire derby skating career with them.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Ezra POUND: I am excited for every opportunity to take the track with my team. I truly love each of them and every opportunity we have to go out together and show how strong we are ranks among the happiest times of my entire life. One of the most exciting things for me is the chance to get to play so many other incredible teams full of great people who I’ve gotten to know. I’m especially looking forward to taking on some old teammates from Mohawk Valley. Anyone who has been paying attention to MRDA knows they should be excited to see a Hooligans/Anarchy bout. They’re another really strong team that’s made a huge splash and I can’t think of an opponent I’d rather play right now.

Wombo Combo: The teams. Every single team that is going deserves it, and I’m looking forward to seeing how every match up shakes out.  As far as what it means for me to be going to playoffs. It’s been a really busy season for us, with a lot of travel and some very difficult games. So, seeing Anarchy make it to playoffs again really means a lot. It shows that our hard work has paid off.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

EP: Mostly I just want the chance to keep going and playing against the best teams from all over the world with my friends.

WC: So, so, so much. Last year we had the opportunity to go to champs due to a weird set of circumstances, and this year, if we end up qualifying, it would be amazing to look back on it and say, “Yeah, we totally earned this, one hundred percent.”

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

EP: I’m a part of a team that is a more positive and supportive environment than I ever knew could exist in sports. Whenever you see someone on the bench after a bad jam, there is always someone there lifting their spirits and helping them get back into the game. I think so much of our strength comes from that kind of mutual help and unity and truly believing in each other, and it makes me want to work even harder so I can get out there and do more for those people. I’d also like to give a special mention to my former teammates Malcolm Sex, who has taught me so much, and iDon’t Care Bear for all the times we’d partner together at NYSE and how that helped me feel like I can square up to anyone on the track now.

WC: I look up to every single one of my teammates. They’ve all been a big motivator for me and have pushed me to get better. I know it’s really cliché, but it’s true.

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

EP: Okay, this was actually a really easy question. Austin Anarchy unofficially doled out the superheroes from Avengers: Infinity War amongst ourselves earlier this year, and I ended up with Bucky Barnes aka Winter Soldier. I’m pretty sure it’s a combination of the fact I left for a long time and played for other teams before coming back around to the “good guys”, but I’m also convinced some of it is my tendency to make intense/embarrassing facial expressions seemingly every time a camera turns my way on the track. But, in any case I love this so much that I picked up a Winter Soldier enamel pin and I wear it all the time now.

WC: NFL SuperPro. He’s a freaking super-powered American football player. What more do you need?

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

EP: Time travel and playing in Rollerjam would be fun, but honestly I’d only be interested if I could bring my team with me. I know y’all are tired of hearing about this, but those bonds are what have made this season so special for me.

WC: Sure. I’d be down for some ridiculous stunts on a banked track.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

EP: Two friends run into each other on the street. They’re chatting for a minute then the first one asks, “How’s the job hunt going? Still unemployed?”
Second guy goes: “Yes, I am. But I’ve taken up meditating now.”
“Meditating? How’s that supposed to help?”
“I’m not sure, but it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

WC: I hate cliffhangers because …

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

EP: “To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.” – Jim Valvano
WC: “It be like that sometimes.”

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

EP: I wanted to send a special thanks to the alcoholics and addicts in my life who continuously teach me how to be a good person and a good teammate. I know you are all with me in love and spirit every time I play and every time I practice. I want to give a special shout out to Snarl Sagan from New Orleans Brass, one of my three best friends, who I see and talk to nearly every day, but who absolutely deserves a shout-out here. One to Girl Fawkes, for being a wonderful person. And also for every one of my neighbours who smiles or waves or gives me a thumbs up when they see me running and training and grinding. Every time I feel like giving up one of you pops up to keep me going. Also my brother, my father, and my mom, every time I think I want to do something so y’all will be proud of me I laugh at myself a little bit because I remember how proud of me you already are.

North American Qualifiers: Race City Rebels

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By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters CARR BOMB and Skateman Spiff of Race City Rebels, the No. 6 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

CARR BOMB, a blocker and pivot with Race City skates under No. 52. He’s been playing derby for 9 years, all with the Rebels.

Spiff, a blocker and occasional pivot, who wears No. 79, has been with Race City for 4.5 years and has also spent his entire derby skating career with them.

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

CARR BOMB: I’m excited to see where we stand among the rest of the teams there. We have some newer skaters on the roster this season and it will be a great experience for them. Playoff/tournament derby always brings out the best in Race City. 

Skateman Spiff: Honestly, I’m salivating at the chance to play Denver again. We matched up against them in Vancouver last year and Race City came out on top in what was a really fun game. There was a lot of drama about the most recent rankings that I don’t really care about. I just want to play another fun game against a tough opponent and see where how we match up this year.

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

CB: That would be a huge and unexpected accomplishment. We didn’t expect to qualify for champs last season, but we did. So I guess it would mean something magical happened at playoffs again. 

SS: In 2017, the Rebels qualified for champs in Wales, but we weren’t able to commit to the travel expense. Our team lost a lot of skaters compared to the roster we had in Vancouver last year. Despite our roster changes, we’ve remained competitive. To qualify again would be a huge team accomplishment that we would celebrate.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

SS: Too many to name. Sir Nixalot, now with the Gatekeepers, was a huge influence on me when he was still skating in Indy and taught me a lot. Punky Bruiser is another teammate I really admire. She aged out of JRDA, joined Race City (even though there are two women’s leagues in Indianapolis as well). She is one of our co-captains in 2018. Her drive is awe inspiring.

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

SS: Hulk. Without being too much of a bummer, certain aspects of my family situation were difficult to deal with as a kid which left me with a fair amount of anger. “That’s my secret, I’m always angry.” I’ve just learned how to use that anger to fuel my desires.

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

CB: Nope. I’ve never been a fan of WWE wrestling and I have zero interest in being in a skating version of it. 

SS: Not even a little interested in that cheese.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

CB: The cemetery is a popular place. Everyone is dying to get in. My own dad has told this joke way too many times.

SS: What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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North American Qualifiers: Toronto Men’s Roller Derby

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Arnold Bacon & Egger and Señor Wiener of Toronto Men’s Roller Derby, the No. 7 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Bacon & Egger, a blocker and pivot with TMRD skates under No. 132. He’s been playing derby for 5 years, all with Toronto.
Wiener, a jammer, has been with Toronto since 2012 and has also spent his entire derby skating career with them.

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Arnold Bacon&Egger: I’m very excited about playoffs. Playoffs to me mean my team and I have made steady improvements in our game. It also means I get to hang out with great people. The derby community is full of strangers that become friends so amazingly fast.

Wiener: I get to see so many skaters I’ve had the pleasure of seeing at events over the years. I’m also looking forward to meeting more new derby friends. It means a lot to have made playoffs this year. Our training committee had this set as a goal for the team and I’m happy to have achieved it and our team’s highest rankings placement so far.

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

B&E: It would be a surprise. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to qualify for champs, but we are building ourselves up over time. I’m just happy to get to this level. If we qualify for champs it’ll mean further adventure and some new friends.

W: It would be a bit of a Cinderella story and I’m a sucker for those.

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

B&E: I look up to everyone on my team. They all constantly amaze me with their ability to put up with me. If I had to pick one on my team though, I’d have to say Señor Wiener. He’s just a positive guy and an amazing jammer. Outside of my team, I admire Scald Eagle and Sexy Sladie. They’re my favorites to watch in the WFTDA. My favorite junior turned senior is Loren Mutch.

W: I look up to anyone who dedicates time, effort and energy into this sport. There is passion everywhere and it’s not always paired with the biggest names.

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

B&E: Well, my favorite from comics was Magneto in ‘Marvel Zombies’ trades, but if we’re talking about Marvel movies than I pick Black Panther as he seems to have it all.

W: Gambit, because he’s the coolest.

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

B&E: Umm yes! I would make some variation on a chess boxing theme. It’d be roller derby then immediately go to the team having to go head-to-head game show quiz style, then immediately back to next jam.

W: Probably not, it was fun to watch as a kid though.

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

B&E: Too many to pick one. They come way too natural to me.

W: This duct tape just isn’t quacking it.

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

B&E: “Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” -Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

W: “Oak trees grow strong with contrary winds and diamonds are formed under pressure.”

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

B&E: I can’t wait to get out to Fitchberg! They seem to love giant donuts and tiny airline-sized alcohol. I can respect that.

 

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