By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Timmy Twitch and Yosemite Slam of the Philadelphia Hooligans, the No. 1 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Twitch, a blocker with the Hooligans skates under No. 2469. He’s been playing derby for 5 years, all with Philly.

Slam, a blocker, wears No. 8 and is in his ninth year. He’s been with the Hooligans for 5 years and previously played for Man’s Ruin, a MADE team.

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Timmy Twitch: To finally get to play with my family and earn our spot at champs and be able to go. I wasn’t able to go last year due to travel restrictions.

Yosemite Slam: I’m excited to go to playoffs for the second time because we get to go toe-to-toe with some amazing teams.

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

TT: It would mean that all this work we’ve been putting in for the past 5 plus years was worth it.

YS: Coming out of the NAQ in a qualifying position would be huge for me because last season after playoffs I pulled myself out of competition because of finances and health issues, so this would be my first trip to champs.

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

TT: I would have to say my teammate Yosemite Slam. Since day one he pushed me to prove myself as a Hooligan.

YS: I look up to Marco Torres from Austin Anarchy. He’s a true athlete and sportsman who is always where he needs to be and probably one of the calmest players ever to take the track.

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

TT: Deadpool, because have you met me?

YS: Deadpool, because I’m always joking around and no matter how hard the beating I’m always going to get up and keep coming at you until it’s over.

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

TT: Hells yes! I’m still waiting for it to come back. As a kid growing up skating every weekend I used to dream of doing that when I grew up.

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

TT: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

TT: Make it weird!

YS: I have three quotes.

“Lead me, follow me or get the hell out of my way.” – George Patton

“Tell them what to do, not how to do it. Sometimes you’ll be surprised with the results.” – Vince Lombardi

“If I wanted friends I’d go play in a sand box. I’m here to win.” – Yosemite Slam

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

TT: It’s been a hard year with all the travel, but I wouldn’t trade any of it in. I’ve gotten to spend this summer with my family.

YS: When Philadelphia first started we were branded as the team that couldn’t decide what rule set we wanted to play. Not a lot of people took us seriously, but 4.5 years later we’re going into playoffs ninth overall. It just goes to show what hard work and determination can give you if you put the work in.

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters B.Scherz and Stever of Mohawk Valley Roller Derby, the No. 5 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

B.Scherz, a blocker with Mohawk Valley skates under No. 35. He’s been playing derby since 2012. He played 4 seasons with The Quadfathers before transferring to the New York Shock Exchange for the 2016 and ’17 seasons, before returning to Mohawk Valley.

B.Scherz was also a member of USA Men’s Roller Derby and was part of the gold medal team in Barcelona this year.

Stever aka Woo, also a blocker, has been with Mohawk Valley since 2009, and also went to State Wars with Team New York during one of his seasons.

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

B.Scherz: I’m excited about playoffs because we get to test ourselves against excellent opponents. Personally, I’m proud of this team making it to NAQ. We worked really hard to get in this position.

Stever: I’m pretty excited. We set a goal to get to playoffs at the beginning of the year and everyone worked hard to make it happen.  Having been with this league since the beginning through all the ups and downs – 2 years ago we were down to 10 guys and went on hiatus last year.  To turn it around to get where we are at now is just crazy.  I am very proud of this team.

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

BS:  It would be awesome to make it but we have to play one game at a time and not get ahead of ourselves. First up is Austin. That’s all that’s on my mind now.

S: I can’t even imagine.  We need to get by Austin first.

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

BS: On my team I don’t really look up to anyone in particular, but I am inspired by everyone. We have some really talented skaters this year and it has pushed me to work even harder just to keep up. In the sport of derby I look up to Magnum from St Louis. He continues to push the sport and his skill year after year. He dedicates a lot of time to the sport while juggling being a father, which I can relate to.

S: I would have to say Carnage and Stankus.  Carnage has so much energy it motivates you to work harder just because you know how hard he’s working. His jamming skills keep us blockers on our toes every practice. Stankus has worked so hard to get where he is.  Seeing how far he has come since he started way back when, it’s night and day.  A very underrated jammer who is having a solid year and is going to turn some heads at playoffs.

K: If you could be one superhero, who would it be and why?

S: Gambit. He’s been my favorite character since I was a kid.

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

S: Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don’t work.

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

S: “A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit.”

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

BS: I’m just really excited to get to skate with my team at playoffs. We worked really hard this season and it would be great to finish strong. Our coaching staff (including my wife) have been great all year and I just want to say thank you guys for everything.

S: I would like to thank our coaching staff: Gutshot, Slay West, Kitten and Queen for helping us achieve our goals.  I would like to thank my teammates for working so hard to get to this point.