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MRDA New Member Leagues

The MRDA, the international governing body of men’s roller derby, has added two new leagues to its ranks.

The first league is from Glasgow, Scotland; Glasgow Men’s Roller Derby (https://www.facebook.com/GlasgowMensRollerDerby).  The league formed in August 2016 as a group of skaters that wanted a more competitive focus within roller derby.  They are looking forward to more growth in roller derby and the MRDA as well as the leagues within it and seeing the competitive pool of talent rise.

The second are from Adelaide, Australia; Light City Derby (https://www.facebook.com/LightCityDerby).  The league was established in July 2011 and we look forward to their contribution to men’s roller derby.

More information can be found at: www.mrda.org

2018 MRDA Championships: Officiating Team Announced

 

Following two epic MRDA Qualifiers, we’re now on countdown to the main event which will be hosted by Portland Men’s Roller Derby (Portland, Oregon) on October 12th through 14th 2018.

It’s been an amazing season which would not have been possible without the countless hours that our volunteers and officials have put in and we’d like to thank everyone who has applied thus far.

There could, however, be only one dream team; headed up by THR Oh Grr and THNSOs Dragon Harass and Butt Force Trauma; and all under the watchful eye of GTO Loco Motive, your officiating dream team is…

Officials

 

Oh, and just when you thought that this announcement couldn’t get anymore gargantuan, your Crew Heads are Bambi, Ninja, Darth Bling, Mortricia, Chiro-Fracture and Tenacious D Cup!

With just over a month to go, the cogs are falling into place and the anticipation is palpable; watch this space for all your MRDA news and announcements.

 

European Qualifiers: Tyne and Fear

 

 

We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

Here we chew the fat with Tyne and Fear’s Sixty Quad Bit who is currently wearing number 64 and blocking, and his teammate Dog who skates as number 82; we can’t print his preferred position, what with this being a family publication…                                                                                                                       

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

SQB: A Couple of years ago I thought I was never going to be able to play roller derby again due my health getting worse (due to Ulcerative colitis being diagnosed). So the fact that I’m back playing again means everything!

D: It’s like all my wildest dreams have come true!

What will you be working on during the tournament?

SQB: Working with my team from a new perspective as I had been jamming since 2012-2016.

D: Tyne and Fear will be working on a lot of stuff during the tourney; I can’t say what that is though atm.

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

SQB: The mighty roller polar bear – we have unfinished business from 2012…

D: Toots – we have, like, massive beef.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

SQB: Not sure I can answer that one, been away too long.

D: Sparky Jamie, he’s a bit new (for us).

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

SQB: NWO

D: I dunno, it’s all coming to a climax now, I’m sure the best bit is to come.

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

SQB: All invalid options. Stottie reigns supreme!

D: I’m on Atkins.

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

SQB: The one man meme machine deserves his own team.

D: He didn’t make our attendance requirement of one session.

 

European Qualifiers: Manneken Beasts

 

We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

In this instalment we are chatting to Manneken Beasts, blocker number 30, The Spaniard and Jammer, Trick or Threat who skates under number 88.

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

TS: This is a dream, I never thought that I would be playing such a high level tournament.

TT: It’s a big opportunity to prove that, even if we are a small team, we have what it takes to compete at this level.

 

What will you be working on during the tournament?

TS: I am pretty new in the team, so my main goal is to try to fit in to the walls and be useful for the team.

TT: Surprise.

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

TS: All the teams are awesome, but I cannot wait to play Tyne and Fear!

TT: Lincolnshire.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

TS: Trick Or Threat.

TT: Murduck.

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

TS: MRDWC was an incredible event, we all enjoyed it so much. Very happy to see many new teams in different countries.

TT: The team winning a Swedish tournament with less than ten players.

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

TS: Cob bread.

TT: *brain freeze*

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

TS: He had a bad year, his hometown was melted due to the global warming and now he lives on the streets….

TT: Everything is in the name :-p

 

European Qualifiers: Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder

 

 

We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

Today we have a natter with LRT’s number 7, blocker and pivot Tom A Hawke and blocker 199, Dapper Fox.

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

TH: It’s a huge honour…It’s great for European Roller derby in general and just a shame more teams couldn’t be involved!

DF: It’s massive to me; to be able to go play four top level games over one weekend is always special. To be a part of a team that narrowly missed out last year we are looking for redemption.

 

What will you be working on during the tournament?

TH: The team will be looking to qualify as number one and I will be doing all I can mentally and physically to help this be achieved!

DF: Me personally, I am always looking to do the best for my team and give 110%.

As a team we will be putting into practice what we have be training hard all season for.

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

TH: Jonathan R, it will be great to see how he plays in his long awaited come back!

DF: I am looking forward to playing Tyne and Fear; since the start of men’s UK roller derby they have been a top team and I want to play the best teams around.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

TH: Fenno, phenomenal jammer and seriously underrated!

DF: The starting fifteen!  🙂 It’s always good to watch the jammers though and Fenno has been killing it in training this year.

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

TH: Not sure if this counts but the Men’s World Cup in Barcelona.

DF: When we qualify in 1st place to go to champs 😉

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

TH: Bap obvs.

DF: I am from Leeds so cake, bread CAKE!

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

TH: A unique endangered animal should be protected at all cost.

DF: His jokes are not funny anymore and he has stopped doing parkour.

 

European Qualifiers: Nottingham Super Smash Brollers

‏We’re just about recovered from the North American Qualifiers here at MRDA HQ, but there’s little time to relax just yet as we hurtle toward the European leg of the competition.

Hosted by Manchester Roller Derby, the European Qualifiers will take place between 18th and 19th August at the centrally located North Bridge Leisure Centre, Halifax and will determine who places in October’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR.

The teams competing are, in no particular order, Manneken Beasts, Barrow Infernos, Tyne and Fear, Nottingham Roller Derby and Lincolnshire Rolling Thunder; we’ve taken the opportunity to catch up with each of them and pose those all important questions that you’ve all been dying to ask.

Today we catch up with number 2, offensive blocker Danimal Blake and number 5, defensive blocker and relatively recent transfer Robert Quadriguez.

 

What does it mean to be a part of MEQ?

DB: For the Brollers, it means that we’re growing. Since before we became MRDA, we have been working hard to be the best we can be. We’ve been playing teams that, while challenging, have been realistic for us. We haven’t always been winning, but we have consistently been exceeding expectations. Eligibility for MEQ and the chance to play some of the best teams in Europe is our reward for that.

RQ: It’s such a massive step forward for European MRDA teams. In the past It’s not always been so easy to get all your sanctioned games in place to obtain a MRDA ranking, so to be in a position where we have achieved that and are taking part in MEQ I hope will provide a positive example of what is possible and lead to more teams becoming affiliated and playing sanctioned games.  

 

What will you be working on during the tournament?

DB: Head game, mostly. Keeping it together on and off the track for the whole weekend and supporting each other to do the same.

RQ: As a team I have no doubt we’ll be putting into practice what we have been working on all season and having fun. Personally, I’ve played my fair share of tournaments and I’ll be working on how to get access to the officials snack room (THEY HAVE THE BEST SNACKS).

 

Who are you personally looking forward to facing on track?

DB: Manneken Beasts – The only team I haven’t played against yet.

RQ: It’s a roller derby tournament in August so anybody who has febrezed their kit.

 

Who is the one to watch on your team?

DB: Gruff.

RQ: Seriously watch them all! They are an amazing bunch of characters and I’m proud to be one of them.

 

What has been your MRDA highlight of 2018?

DB: Seeing the Brollers gain an official MRDA ranking, and then a spot at MEQ.

RQ: It’s most likely going to happen at this event so make sure you are there!!!

 

Bread: Settle an argument; is it roll, cob, bap…?

DB: I’m sure most of my teammates will disagree, but where I’m from it’s ROLL! As in “…nae rolls the day, mate.”

RQ: Barmcake.

 

Finally, the question everyone’s asking, could you explain to our readers why Roller Polar Bear hasn’t made your roster for this tournament?

DB: I think it was something to do with his WOFTADAR level 5 certification. I believe that they’re a bit backwards and have this daft rule where you can’t have players or leagues that are affiliated with them and MRDA at the same time…

RQ: We need to stop kidding ourselves that Roller Polar Bear is real; it’s a myth that we all play along with to teach minimum skill skaters the difference between right and wrong. RPB comes from the old Nordic fairy tales of a troll who would give you an “ass-kicking” if you didn’t learn your one footed glides. How else is he at so many events?

 

North American Qualifiers: Philadelphia Hooligans

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

 

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Timmy Twitch and Yosemite Slam of the Philadelphia Hooligans, the No. 1 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Twitch, a blocker with the Hooligans skates under No. 2469. He’s been playing derby for 5 years, all with Philly.

Slam, a blocker, wears No. 8 and is in his ninth year. He’s been with the Hooligans for 5 years and previously played for Man’s Ruin, a MADE team.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Timmy Twitch: To finally get to play with my family and earn our spot at champs and be able to go. I wasn’t able to go last year due to travel restrictions.

Yosemite Slam: I’m excited to go to playoffs for the second time because we get to go toe-to-toe with some amazing teams.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

TT: It would mean that all this work we’ve been putting in for the past 5 plus years was worth it.

YS: Coming out of the NAQ in a qualifying position would be huge for me because last season after playoffs I pulled myself out of competition because of finances and health issues, so this would be my first trip to champs.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

TT: I would have to say my teammate Yosemite Slam. Since day one he pushed me to prove myself as a Hooligan.

YS: I look up to Marco Torres from Austin Anarchy. He’s a true athlete and sportsman who is always where he needs to be and probably one of the calmest players ever to take the track.

 

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

TT: Deadpool, because have you met me?

YS: Deadpool, because I’m always joking around and no matter how hard the beating I’m always going to get up and keep coming at you until it’s over.

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

TT: Hells yes! I’m still waiting for it to come back. As a kid growing up skating every weekend I used to dream of doing that when I grew up.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

TT: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

TT: Make it weird!

YS: I have three quotes.

“Lead me, follow me or get the hell out of my way.” – George Patton

“Tell them what to do, not how to do it. Sometimes you’ll be surprised with the results.” – Vince Lombardi

“If I wanted friends I’d go play in a sand box. I’m here to win.” – Yosemite Slam

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

TT: It’s been a hard year with all the travel, but I wouldn’t trade any of it in. I’ve gotten to spend this summer with my family.

YS: When Philadelphia first started we were branded as the team that couldn’t decide what rule set we wanted to play. Not a lot of people took us seriously, but 4.5 years later we’re going into playoffs ninth overall. It just goes to show what hard work and determination can give you if you put the work in.

 

North American Qualifiers: Mohawk Valley Roller Derby

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters B.Scherz and Stever of Mohawk Valley Roller Derby, the No. 5 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

B.Scherz, a blocker with Mohawk Valley skates under No. 35. He’s been playing derby since 2012. He played 4 seasons with The Quadfathers before transferring to the New York Shock Exchange for the 2016 and ’17 seasons, before returning to Mohawk Valley.

B.Scherz was also a member of USA Men’s Roller Derby and was part of the gold medal team in Barcelona this year.

Stever aka Woo, also a blocker, has been with Mohawk Valley since 2009, and also went to State Wars with Team New York during one of his seasons.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

B.Scherz: I’m excited about playoffs because we get to test ourselves against excellent opponents. Personally, I’m proud of this team making it to NAQ. We worked really hard to get in this position.

Stever: I’m pretty excited. We set a goal to get to playoffs at the beginning of the year and everyone worked hard to make it happen.  Having been with this league since the beginning through all the ups and downs – 2 years ago we were down to 10 guys and went on hiatus last year.  To turn it around to get where we are at now is just crazy.  I am very proud of this team.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

BS:  It would be awesome to make it but we have to play one game at a time and not get ahead of ourselves. First up is Austin. That’s all that’s on my mind now.

S: I can’t even imagine.  We need to get by Austin first.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

BS: On my team I don’t really look up to anyone in particular, but I am inspired by everyone. We have some really talented skaters this year and it has pushed me to work even harder just to keep up. In the sport of derby I look up to Magnum from St Louis. He continues to push the sport and his skill year after year. He dedicates a lot of time to the sport while juggling being a father, which I can relate to.

S: I would have to say Carnage and Stankus.  Carnage has so much energy it motivates you to work harder just because you know how hard he’s working. His jamming skills keep us blockers on our toes every practice. Stankus has worked so hard to get where he is.  Seeing how far he has come since he started way back when, it’s night and day.  A very underrated jammer who is having a solid year and is going to turn some heads at playoffs.

 

K: If you could be one superhero, who would it be and why?

S: Gambit. He’s been my favorite character since I was a kid.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

S: Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don’t work.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

S: “A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit.”

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

BS: I’m just really excited to get to skate with my team at playoffs. We worked really hard this season and it would be great to finish strong. Our coaching staff (including my wife) have been great all year and I just want to say thank you guys for everything.

S: I would like to thank our coaching staff: Gutshot, Slay West, Kitten and Queen for helping us achieve our goals.  I would like to thank my teammates for working so hard to get to this point.

 

North American Qualifiers: Denver Ground Control

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Esquivel, Ferguson and Reno Schneider of Denver Ground Control, the No. 2 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

Esquivel, a jammer with Denver skates under No. 5. He’s been playing derby for 1.5 years, all with the Ground Control.

Ferguson, also a jammer, has been with Denver since Feb of 2018 and has spent his entire derby skating career with them aside from one game with Oklahoma Men’s Roller Derby.

Reno Schneider, who plays everywhere but mainly pivots, wears No. 257 and has played 5 years. After aging out as a junior with Foco Junior Roller Derby Schneider joined the Ground Control.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Esquivel: To showcase Denver Roller Derby and being able to play with some of the nations’ best.

Ferguson: I can’t wait to play teams where I can’t predict who will win or what the score might be. My team and I have worked hard to jump in the rankings, playoffs and hopefully champs will be the direct result of us leaving everything out on the track and at practice every single time.

Reno Schneider: It means a lot to be able to work with my teammates that have worked hard all season to get to this point.  I am excited to take the track with the best bunch of teammates a guy could ask for.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

E: The world.

F: Honestly I might cry, I get very emotional when playing and if we qualify for champs it means that my team has gotten better, I’ve gotten better and the only direction we can go from there is up.

RS: It would be a great feeling to know we had come together as a team, and the work put in has paid off.

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

E: Our coaches, Raebies and Disco.

F: I really look up to my coach Tracy Akers and Rachel Blackman, not only are they beasts on the track but without them giving me the confidence I need to play I know I wouldn’t be able to perform up to and beyond my potential. Every time I’ve been down on myself because I don’t think I did well enough they have been there to make me realize who I am and how I fit in this amazing team that I have the good fortune to skate with.

RS: Tracy “Disco” Akers.  She’s one of the best skaters and is so derby smart. Her skills on the track, and her off-the-track coaching is unbeatable. To have her as a coach of Ground Control allows my team to learn from one of the best. She also has dedicated herself to promoting and bettering derby for all skaters, from juniors to WFTDA and MRDA.

 

K: If you could be one superhero, who would it be and why?

E: The day walker, Blade. Because he never loses a fight or his sunglasses.

F: Green Lantern. I love green and the only limit of your power is your imagination. Plus, I get to be Ryan Reynolds.

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

E: 100%. Make cable television great again! Something fun for the whole family to watch during dinner. My family did!

F: I would, and I would be Gumby, but like a mean one.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

F: Mom: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Dad: Because you told me to change the baby.

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

E: “I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a high five.” – Alanis Morissette

F: I honestly do live by these two words, “Why not?”

RS: “If you are going to do something half assed don’t bother doing it at all.”

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

E: Big shoutout to everyone who has supported Ground Control, especially DDay. Love you all and many thanks.

F: My goal for my team is to take us to champs and eventually become the No. 1 team in the MRDA. My personal goal is to make it on to Team USA with my best friend Lenzo, No. 36. That would be the highlight of my skating career.

 

 

North American Qualifiers: Austin Anarchy

 

By: Bryan Mcwilliam aka Killman

During the weekend of Aug 4-5 the North American Qualifier of the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA) will take place in Fitchburg, MA to help determine the competitors in the organization’s championship playoff finals in Portland, OR from Oct 12-14.

The event, which is set to take place at the Wallace Civic Center on the grounds of Fitchburg State University, will be hosted by MRDA member and playoff contender, the Mass Maelstrom.

Eight teams will vie for a championship bid.

Leading into the event the MRDA will take an inside look at some of the attending teams to learn more about members from its squad.

Today, we speak with skaters Ezra POUND and Wombo Combo of Austin Anarchy, the No. 4 seed at the NAQ qualifier.

POUND, a blocker and occasional pivot with the Anarchy, skates under No. 132. He’s been playing derby for about 5 years, skating for the Anarchy, New Orleans Brass, Mohawk Valley and New York Shock Exchange.

Combo, a jammer, has been with Austin since 2015 and has also spent his entire derby skating career with them.

 

Killman: Are you excited about playoffs? Tell me what being at playoffs means to you?

Ezra POUND: I am excited for every opportunity to take the track with my team. I truly love each of them and every opportunity we have to go out together and show how strong we are ranks among the happiest times of my entire life. One of the most exciting things for me is the chance to get to play so many other incredible teams full of great people who I’ve gotten to know. I’m especially looking forward to taking on some old teammates from Mohawk Valley. Anyone who has been paying attention to MRDA knows they should be excited to see a Hooligans/Anarchy bout. They’re another really strong team that’s made a huge splash and I can’t think of an opponent I’d rather play right now.

Wombo Combo: The teams. Every single team that is going deserves it, and I’m looking forward to seeing how every match up shakes out.  As far as what it means for me to be going to playoffs. It’s been a really busy season for us, with a lot of travel and some very difficult games. So, seeing Anarchy make it to playoffs again really means a lot. It shows that our hard work has paid off.

 

K: What would it mean for you to come out of this event as a qualifying team for champs?

EP: Mostly I just want the chance to keep going and playing against the best teams from all over the world with my friends.

WC: So, so, so much. Last year we had the opportunity to go to champs due to a weird set of circumstances, and this year, if we end up qualifying, it would be amazing to look back on it and say, “Yeah, we totally earned this, one hundred percent.”

 

K: Is there anyone you look up to on your team or in the sport of roller derby?

EP: I’m a part of a team that is a more positive and supportive environment than I ever knew could exist in sports. Whenever you see someone on the bench after a bad jam, there is always someone there lifting their spirits and helping them get back into the game. I think so much of our strength comes from that kind of mutual help and unity and truly believing in each other, and it makes me want to work even harder so I can get out there and do more for those people. I’d also like to give a special mention to my former teammates Malcolm Sex, who has taught me so much, and iDon’t Care Bear for all the times we’d partner together at NYSE and how that helped me feel like I can square up to anyone on the track now.

WC: I look up to every single one of my teammates. They’ve all been a big motivator for me and have pushed me to get better. I know it’s really cliché, but it’s true.

K: If you could be one Marvel superhero, who would it be and why?

EP: Okay, this was actually a really easy question. Austin Anarchy unofficially doled out the superheroes from Avengers: Infinity War amongst ourselves earlier this year, and I ended up with Bucky Barnes aka Winter Soldier. I’m pretty sure it’s a combination of the fact I left for a long time and played for other teams before coming back around to the “good guys”, but I’m also convinced some of it is my tendency to make intense/embarrassing facial expressions seemingly every time a camera turns my way on the track. But, in any case I love this so much that I picked up a Winter Soldier enamel pin and I wear it all the time now.

WC: NFL SuperPro. He’s a freaking super-powered American football player. What more do you need?

 

K: If you were asked to travel back in time and play in Rollerjam, would you? If yes, what would be the attraction?

EP: Time travel and playing in Rollerjam would be fun, but honestly I’d only be interested if I could bring my team with me. I know y’all are tired of hearing about this, but those bonds are what have made this season so special for me.

WC: Sure. I’d be down for some ridiculous stunts on a banked track.

 

K: Do you have a favorite dad joke?

EP: Two friends run into each other on the street. They’re chatting for a minute then the first one asks, “How’s the job hunt going? Still unemployed?”
Second guy goes: “Yes, I am. But I’ve taken up meditating now.”
“Meditating? How’s that supposed to help?”
“I’m not sure, but it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

WC: I hate cliffhangers because …

 

K: Provide me an inspirational quote that you live by.

EP: “To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.” – Jim Valvano
WC: “It be like that sometimes.”

 

K: Tell me anything else that’s on your mind if you have more to say.

EP: I wanted to send a special thanks to the alcoholics and addicts in my life who continuously teach me how to be a good person and a good teammate. I know you are all with me in love and spirit every time I play and every time I practice. I want to give a special shout out to Snarl Sagan from New Orleans Brass, one of my three best friends, who I see and talk to nearly every day, but who absolutely deserves a shout-out here. One to Girl Fawkes, for being a wonderful person. And also for every one of my neighbours who smiles or waves or gives me a thumbs up when they see me running and training and grinding. Every time I feel like giving up one of you pops up to keep me going. Also my brother, my father, and my mom, every time I think I want to do something so y’all will be proud of me I laugh at myself a little bit because I remember how proud of me you already are.